College Stories

Brie: Guys, I have a story too… I had a sandwich a couple of minutes ago. It’s gone now.

A couple hours later…..

Brie: I used to have a bunny. It died. I don’t have a bunny anymore.

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pleasecallmesurely:

you wanna know what kind of questions stage managers get asked?

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Questions like this

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And this

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anY NUDITY

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goddammit Alex I’m not even your stage manager!

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE!

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spoopyphus:

everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:

iv0611:

madmaudlingoes:

creedofpirates:

countessnoir:

Look how big that things fucking wings are!


I’m not reblogging this because of the effin’ bird

A friend of mine is a falconer, and I’ve seen pictures of her holding a golden eagle like that. HE IS MAKING IT LOOK SMALL.

Ok yeah, the man is definitely beautiful but srsly u guise - DAT. BIRD.

Can we talk about golden eagles for a sec?  Because these bitches are what we call apex predators - they’re at the top of the motherfucking food chain.  Only humans are really a threat to them, but we don’t really count because we’re a threat to fucking everything ever on the planet anyway.  

Golden eagles have killed deer and wolves, they can frighten off grizzly bears, even fucking honey badgers are terrified of these motherfuckers.

That’s right.  Honey badger don’t give a fuck…unless a golden eagle is around.

Golden eagles are fucking amazing.  Srsly.

… I’m reblogging for the bird and the hot guy, for the record. Because I support both natural science and those back muscles.

I’m sorry, I was looking up pictures of Golden Eagles after this post and I found this and felt it was necessary to share

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me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep

me today: i do. i need sleep.

me tonight: lol who needs sleep

ghoulnextdoor:

Firebird  - Works - Rob Goodwin

Headpieces and other costume accessories designed by Rob Goodwin for the English National Ballet’s new production of Stravinsky’s Firebird - performed at the London Coliseum in March 2012 as part of their ‘Beyond Ballets Russes’ programme. The ballet was choreographed by George Williamson with designs by David Bamber - who is Design Director at Tom Ford. Photography: Diego Indraccolo - Ballerina: Ksenia Ovsyanick

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